The Celestial Hobgoblin points his gnarled hand down at the world and reveals the absurdity of human life. The wicked finger points to ‘Ms. Pringle – Librarian,’ ‘Baskin Robbins Owner,’ ‘New Horizons Daycare,’ and ’2 Seagulls.’
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The Minced Witchcraft episode operates akin to Aesop. The parable of the fable is easily revealed when we see the result of common men practicing philosophy or thinking that they can write screenplays for daytime television. Perhaps they all have too much free time on their hands and this itself leads to deviant behavior. Team Mutation would like to announce that they do not think that all witches or any number of witches are at any one time, minced.
Skits include: Later in Johannesburg and The Screenplay.
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Miscreant Portfolio delivers a sordid resume. In terms of job experience we present Mary Littlejohn’s first acting gig before becoming a great waitress. The second selection is a job we did for Celebritas: celebrity interviews. We recorded live on the lawn of Andrew Dice Clay after one of his new workshops lets out the new students. The third selection is a look into the lives of an immature father and his passive-aggressive son. That is all the work experience we have and we hope you will hire us as your lawn maintenance crew.
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Nasal Expulsion of Bong Load
David patches things up with Susan and Henry has already ran out of cocaine. Henry soon realizes that David traded his portion of coke for heroin. The pizza guy arrives and Henry becomes paranoid that the delivery boy will know that he is on coke. He soon finds more drugs in his pocket.
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Tom Bell interviews David Mohammed (Looks like George Clooney with a deep tan) about his new book The Unholy Trinity. In it David (“Dah-veed”) explains why Judaism, Christainity, and Islam are “booby-trapped” to be at perpetual war over the localized holy lands and/or Armageddon sites of their respective doctrine. Tom Bell prefers to talk about other things than the book, probably since he didn’t read it. David makes sure that his message is heard, but is Tom paying attention? David Mohammed also reveals a coke addiction that he gained while hanging out in the Viper Room with Johnny Depp. Depp, David claims, was his first philanthropist.
The word of this podcast is: “Snookered.”
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Garnished Neighbor is a double feature including the break up of Scooby and Shaggy, and Ralph in a Deep Cave. In a rare look at the personal relationship between Shaggy and Scooby, Shaggy realizes that if his dog does a bong hit he can speak like a human, but he is soon to regret doing so. In the second half or our presentation a celebrated radio host interviews a man who has been stuck in a cave for several years. Ralph, the man stuck in the cave seems unappreciative of the media for interviewing him, then switches personality and criticizes the hosts professionalism.
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In Henry’s attempt to get a job he tries selling magazines door to door. This proves futile even though he never goes beyond the apartment complex.
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Tom Bell interviews his most famous guest to date. Shirley Jane Temple discloses aspects of her childhood and many interesting topics that are covered in her new autobiography: ‘The Temple of Shirley.’ She mentions her first marriage, and the emotional abuse therein at only age 17. Shirley talks about children in the 30’s who smoked cigarettes, doing pills with Judy Garland, and takes a call from Barbra Streisand.
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After angering Susan (or as Henry and David call her: “Susanna”) David decides to stop doing drugs which immediately sends Henry’s life into turmoil.
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Exploratory Horror
Exploratory Horror is a bountiful harlot filled with skits that spelunk the interior of the modern unconscious. Since time is limited the components explored are: Corporate America and the CEO monarch who discovers true alpha-dom as well as a look into international sports and a rant on the matter by Jesse Jackson at the end.
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