Team Mutation » Of Chemical Bondage Podcast http://teammutation.com Improvisational and Sketch Comedy Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:19:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Team Mutation presents a medley of comedy, sketch, and strange. TM utilizes this podcast to present a large body of work that encompasses episodes, stand-alone skits, and short form musical interludes. TM moves its (usually head-phoned) traveler and near-sleeper through the gauntlet of comedy from low humor to high humor, and dark comedy to light. The surreal of TM is the cherry sitting on the whip cream of variety, and the ice cream of improv on the dish of modern media purchased with time spent indulging in Mutation Comedy. The lighting is dim and the music is strange. Team Mutation yes Team Mutation svengalistudios@gmail.com svengalistudios@gmail.com (Team Mutation) Mutation Comedy comedy, sketch, skits, improv, humor, variety, interludes, ad lib, performance, issues, satirical, wit, banter, dialogue Team Mutation » Of Chemical Bondage Podcast http://teammutation.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://teammutation.com/category/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/ Script for OCB Season One Episode One: Mother Jones http://teammutation.com/about/script-for-ocb-season-one-episode-one-mother-jones/ http://teammutation.com/about/script-for-ocb-season-one-episode-one-mother-jones/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 18:21:30 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?page_id=529 Continue reading →]]>

Henry and David

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Scene one Mother Jones

INTRO MUSIC

Henry: [yawning as he emerges from his room]

David: Henry!

H-[yawn and stretch noises]What?  Whats up man?

D-[sighs]

H-whatcha watchin?

D-Nothin’

H-Not watching anything?

D-no

H-You just happen to be looking in the general direction of the television.

D-ya, take a seat

H-ya, uh what time is it?  My alarm clock didn’t go off, did the electricity go off?

D-one o’clock

H-one o’clock what?

D-afternoon, have a seat.

H-Hell I missed breakfast and lunch.

D-I got a bone to pick with you.

H-is there anything to eat?

D-Henry, I got a bone to pick with you man.

H-Whats that supposed to mean?

D-Number one,  you sleep all day – you dont work

H-Hey man I just woke up

D-thats right you sleep all day

H-I don’t sleep all day, you said it was one o clock

D-That’s all day…you don’t work and…

H-Look man I’ve been working on a project

D-Ya what the fuck is in the front yard? I ran into it!

H-what do you mean you ran into it, it is huge and made of shiny metal how could you run into it?

D-It was the dark, I was drunk!

H-Well thats your fault for drinkin’ then!

D-what in the hell is that thing in the front yard?

H-you don’t know what that is?

D-NO!

H-its ART man!

D-Art?

H-ya, its art.

D-it’s a piece of shit

H-no man its art.  You obviously don’t know fine art when you see it.

D-no, it was the dark.

H-well then you know hey it was your fault that it was dark.

D-and another thing, quit leaving the god damn door open

H-I didn’t leave it open

D-or unlocked, people can come in as they please

H-what and steal our fucking chipped up Buddha statue you talk to all the time

D-…and the TV to.

H-the TV, its not even our TV, its Susannas TV

D-ya, [sighs]

H-we got fast food sacks crinkled up in the corner, pizza boxes, mountain dew two liters all over the place, the place looks like shit you think someone is going to come in here and say: “hey, this is a great opportunity.”

D-maybe.

H-ya, a couple roaches maybe, hey when are you going to call the pest fucks?  Theres been some big roaches in here, when are you going to take care of that?

D-When I get around to it.

H-Can I have some money?  They are having a sale on Schlitz, I am going to get some for tonight, they are having a sale

D-Here, heres a five dollar bill now get out of here!

H-fine man, god!  You need to calm down dude.

D-get out of here!

[Door shuts/dog barks]

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Introduction to Slacker Cinema

An example of Slacker media theory

An essential Slacker movie guide that moves outside of the 1990′s

The Slacker genre comic ‘Hate.’

A noted publisher of Slacker genre and surreal graphic novels

The most popular British Slacker comedy:  ’The Young Ones.’

OCB – The Slacker and drug culture comedy/drama in radio style broadcast form. OCB = Of Chemical Bondage

Nasal Expulsion of Bong Load

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Nasal Expulsion of Bong Load

David patches things up with Susan and Henry has already ran out of cocaine. Henry soon realizes that David traded his portion of coke for heroin. The pizza guy arrives and Henry becomes paranoid that the delivery boy will know that he is on coke. He soon finds more drugs in his pocket.

]]> http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-coming-down-ep-10s-2/feed/ 0 art,black,cocaine,coke,coming,dealer,delivery,dependent,dope,down,drugs,euphoria - David patches things up with Susan and Henry has already ran out of cocaine. Henry soon realizes that David traded his portion of coke for heroin. The pizza guy arrives and Henry becomes paranoid that the delivery boy will know that he is on coke. David patches things up with Susan and Henry has already ran out of cocaine. Henry soon realizes that David traded his portion of coke for heroin. The pizza guy arrives and Henry becomes paranoid that the delivery boy will know that he is on coke. He soon finds more drugs in his pocket. admin yes 8:51 Carpet of Capricorn album http://teammutation.com/about/carpet-of-capricorn-album/ http://teammutation.com/about/carpet-of-capricorn-album/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 18:10:02 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?page_id=463 Continue reading →]]> The second album/CD the Mutation team released was Carpet of Capricorn.  There are a limited amount available on CD Baby:  http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mutation2

The Tracks in bold are available for free on this site, the linked tracks go directly to the track or podcast for you to listen.

Carpet of Capricorn:

Intro

Massage Therapy

A Gun around the house

the Hits

Sesyphus

Meet the Press

Golden Butterfly

Scientist Today

Inventer of the time machine

…on the streets of NY

the pretentious mutt

Porno Tonight

premature ejaculation prevention commercial

Peanut soaps

the productivity of being in the closet

its ok

Song birds put to techno

Paying a compliment

Confessions

Drag queens on the cusp

Super Janitor

OCB ‘Tracey and Macey’

Laceys fetish

Master Johnson

OCB ‘Private Eye’

OCB ’14 years later’

Crickets in heat

Good ol story time

Iraqs favorite beer

At the carnival

Fleminin

chipmonk monks ‘Czech Republic song’

oh my god another fetish

Hate Americans

coming to terms with the Americans

the people

]]> http://teammutation.com/about/carpet-of-capricorn-album/feed/ 0 The Empirical Aquariums album http://teammutation.com/about/the-empirical-aquariums-album/ http://teammutation.com/about/the-empirical-aquariums-album/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:54:44 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?page_id=446 Continue reading →]]> In 2007 Team Mutation decided to try and print Compact Disc’s and offer them over the internet. CD Baby still has a few copies if anyone wants it as a collectors piece, considering many of the tracks are for free on this website. This website has the album for sale:  http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mutation1/from/payplay

The Tracks in bold are the tracks you might have heard in our websites reservoir of entertainment options.

Empirical Aquariums:
Mutation Theme
Matchstick Dating Services
The Sunday Paper
Nobody has any manners anymore
Smoking
Colon on Skeleburrow LSD
OCB ‘Charleen’
OCB ‘Tracy and macy’
At The Postmodern Art Gallery
Slushy Lube
Locks of Luck Hairstyling Salon
Pink Lady Gym
Oh God
Political Arena
Transparent Ball Sack
OCB ‘in the bathroom all day’
West end monks (Chipmunk Monks) ‘Travel’
Word games
Ending Scat

]]> http://teammutation.com/about/the-empirical-aquariums-album/feed/ 0 In 2007 Team Mutation decided to try and print Compact Disc’s and offer them over the internet. CD Baby still has a few copies if anyone wants it as a collectors piece, considering many of the tracks are for free on this website. In 2007 Team Mutation decided to try and print Compact Disc’s and offer them over the internet. CD Baby still has a few copies if anyone wants it as a collectors piece, considering many of the tracks are for free on this website. This website has the album for sale:  http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mutation1/from/payplay (http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mutation1/from/payplay) The Tracks in bold are the tracks you might have heard in our websites reservoir of entertainment options. Empirical Aquariums: Mutation Theme Matchstick Dating Services The Sunday Paper Nobody has any manners anymore Smoking Colon on Skeleburrow LSD OCB ‘Charleen’ OCB ‘Tracy and macy’ (http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-charleen-and-tracey-ep-1-season-2/) At The Postmodern Art Gallery Slushy Lube Locks of Luck Hairstyling Salon Pink Lady Gym Oh God Political Arena Transparent Ball Sack OCB ‘in the bathroom all day’ (http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-in-the-bathroom-all-day-ep-2s-2/) West end monks (Chipmunk Monks) ‘Travel’ (http://teammutation.com/the_chipmunk_monks/the-chipmunk-monks-travel/) Word games Ending Scat (http://teammutation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fish_color_small.jpg) (http://teammutation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/back-of-aquariums-cd.jpg) (http://teammutation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/back-of-aquariums-cd-220x300.jpg) admin yes 14:31 The Jolly Golden Goose album http://teammutation.com/about/the-jolly-golden-goose-cd/ http://teammutation.com/about/the-jolly-golden-goose-cd/#comments Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:50:14 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?page_id=443 Continue reading →]]>

The third CD Team Mutation published was THE JOLLY GOLDEN GOOSE.  Here is the track list:

The tracks available for free on this website are in bold

A plane down over Seattle

Intro

Jo Kamel

Blonan the barbarian

Cagney and Stacey

OCB Tango Drama

Manager at Movie Gallery

Martha Stewart

Sasquatch and Baby

Inside a fish aquarium

Bon Jovi Senior Citizen

Adultery

Bad hair day for Sallie

A day in the life of mutation

Changing voices

Court TV and Satan

Drugs

Externalizing latent homosexuality

Favored lubricants of the stars

Victorian era skits

Haircut addictions

Jesus at Mutation studio

Grolly grolly green grind

Mary Poppins

Mastermind Theatre and table

Non funny laughs

Imprint dialogue

Nut polisher 2000

Obscure Hits From John Denver

Porn Shop Connoisseur

Rap City blues

Right Before the wedding

2 Angels

Soon to start skit

On the farm

Ted Nugent

End

]]> http://teammutation.com/about/the-jolly-golden-goose-cd/feed/ 0 The third CD Team Mutation published was THE JOLLY GOLDEN GOOSE.  Here is the track list: The tracks available for free on this website are in bold - A plane down over Seattle Intro Jo Kamel Blonan the barbarian Cagney and Stacey OCB Tango Drama Manag... The third CD Team Mutation published was THE JOLLY GOLDEN GOOSE.  Here is the track list: The tracks available for free on this website are in bold A plane down over Seattle Intro Jo Kamel Blonan the barbarian Cagney and Stacey OCB Tango Drama Manager at Movie Gallery Martha Stewart Sasquatch and Baby Inside a fish aquarium Bon Jovi Senior Citizen Adultery Bad hair day for Sallie A day in the life of mutation Changing voices Court TV and Satan Drugs Externalizing latent homosexuality Favored lubricants of the stars Victorian era skits Haircut addictions Jesus at Mutation studio Grolly grolly green grind Mary Poppins Mastermind Theatre and table Non funny laughs Imprint dialogue Nut polisher 2000 Obscure Hits From John Denver Porn Shop Connoisseur Rap City blues Right Before the wedding 2 Angels Soon to start skit On the farm Ted Nugent End admin yes 13:20 OF CHEMICAL BONDAGE – Henry goes door to door – ep.9/s.2 http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-henry-goes-door-to-door-ep-9s-2/ http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-henry-goes-door-to-door-ep-9s-2/#comments Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:01:45 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?p=196 In Henry’s attempt to get a job he tries selling magazines door to door. This proves futile even though he never goes beyond the apartment complex.
]]> http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-henry-goes-door-to-door-ep-9s-2/feed/ 0 bondage,chemical,comedy,futility,job,magazine,neighbors,ocb,sales In Henry's attempt to get a job he tries selling magazines door to door. This proves futile even though he never goes beyond the apartment complex. In Henry's attempt to get a job he tries selling magazines door to door. This proves futile even though he never goes beyond the apartment complex. admin yes 3:29 OF CHEMICAL BONDAGE – Henry Gets A Job – ep.8/s.2 http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-henry-gets-a-job-ep-8s-2/ http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-henry-gets-a-job-ep-8s-2/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 14:23:24 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?p=210 After angering Susan (or as Henry and David call her: “Susanna”) David decides to stop doing drugs which immediately sends Henry’s life into turmoil.
]]> http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-henry-gets-a-job-ep-8s-2/feed/ 0 clean,drugs,get a job,reluctant,slacker After angering Susan (or as Henry and David call her: "Susanna") David decides to stop doing drugs which immediately sends Henry's life into turmoil. After angering Susan (or as Henry and David call her: "Susanna") David decides to stop doing drugs which immediately sends Henry's life into turmoil. admin yes 4:55 OF CHEMICAL BONDAGE – Weight Loss – ep.7/s.2 http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-weight-loss-ep-7s-2/ http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-weight-loss-ep-7s-2/#comments Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:36:45 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?p=190 Susan reveals to David that she has started doing coke. This means that she is supplying David and herself out of her brother Tony’s cache of cocaine. Will Tony notice?
]]> http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-weight-loss-ep-7s-2/feed/ 0 argue,black market,cocaine,coke,comedy,dealers,dialogue,drama,drama/comedy,dramatic,gangster,humor Susan reveals to David that she has started doing coke. This means that she is supplying David and herself out of her brother Tony's cache of cocaine. Will Tony notice? Susan reveals to David that she has started doing coke. This means that she is supplying David and herself out of her brother Tony's cache of cocaine. Will Tony notice? admin yes 7:56 OF CHEMICAL BONDAGE – Private Eye – ep.6/s.2 http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-private-eye-ep-6s-2/ http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-private-eye-ep-6s-2/#comments Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:23:37 +0000 admin http://teammutation.com/?p=188 Continue reading →]]> In this episode Henry reveals bad news that makes David paranoid, but the bad news might be an opportunity to almost double the amount of free coke coming into the household. Is Susan really that jealous or is Henry lying to David about the ‘Private Eye?’
]]> http://teammutation.com/of-chemical-bondage-podcast/of-chemical-bondage-private-eye-ep-6s-2/feed/ 0 cocaine,drugs,eye,jealousy,lies,paranoia,private,sneak,trickery In this episode Henry reveals bad news that makes David paranoid, but the bad news might be an opportunity to almost double the amount of free coke coming into the household. Is Susan really that jealous or is Henry lying to David about the 'Private E... In this episode Henry reveals bad news that makes David paranoid, but the bad news might be an opportunity to almost double the amount of free coke coming into the household. Is Susan really that jealous or is Henry lying to David about the 'Private Eye?' admin yes 10:53