Archive for the ‘Team Mutation Podcast’ Category

Exploratory Whore

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Exploratory Whore is a bountiful harlot filled with skits that spelunk the interior of the modern unconscious.  Since time is limited the components explored are:  Corporate America and the CEO monarch who discovers true alpha-dom as well as a look into international sports and a rant on the matter by Jesse Jackson at the end.

Garnished Neighbor

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Garnished Neighbor is a double feature including the break up of Scooby and Shaggy, and Ralph in a Deep Cave. In a rare look at the personal relationship between Shaggy and Scooby, Shaggy realizes that if his dog does a bong hit he can speak like a human, but he is soon to regret doing so. In the second half or our presentation a celebrated radio host interviews a man who has been stuck in a cave for several years. Ralph, the man stuck in the cave seems unappreciative of the media for interviewing him, then switches personality and criticizes the hosts professionalism.

Mulberry Soup

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Mulberry Soup starts with Reginald Martin’s second appearance after being interviewed by Tom Bell for the Meet The Author podcast. His new career involves a grant from the Institute of Higher Learning, in this episode Reginald goes to the Kentucky Contemporary Art Gallery and picks up an American girl. He learns to be more discriminating in the process. The second skit is a interesting behind-the- scenes view of the making of a shampoo commercial. The third and last skit is two scenes from a remake of Judy Garland’s ‘Meet Me in St. Louis.’ By the end of the clips one can see why this version of the classic cinema musical was never released.

Team Mutation – A Sparrow in a Chinese Painting Stole my Shoe

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

A sparrow in a Chinese painting stole my shoe:

Ms. Teen USA, Off the Cuff Suicide, Stand up Comedy in the Maternity Ward, Pre-emptive Psychic, and Adult Molestation.

In this podcast Team Mutation exploits infamous exploiters.  The exploiters of youth, the exploiters of reality TV, Exploiting inopportune stand-up comedians, fraudulent psychics, and the horrid little girls who sexually harass innocent adults.

Team Mutation – Pigments of Figmentation

Monday, July 19th, 2010

You know the comedy is good if the show starts with talking fish. Afterwards, two long-form skits paint a picture of modern life.  An assortment of sordid players flippantly expose their inflated egos and malformed intellects.

Skits include: Fish promo, Scenes from a Large Mall, and New Street Correspondent.

Team Mutation – Captain Two-Faced

Friday, June 25th, 2010


Skits include: Oscar the grouch interview, 5, Car Talk, Entertainment Tonight, The Real Church of God.

Captain Twoface

Empirical Aquariums part A

Sunday, June 6th, 2010


The First Podcast of 2009, with more to come very soon. This Show contains ‘Locks of Luck Hairstyling Salon’, ‘Sunday Paper’, 2 ‘Of Chemical Bondage’ episodes, and ‘Pink Lady Gym’.

The Full Album

Team Mutation – Henry Miller Interviews Noah

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

During Henry Millers career as an author he collected interviews for future narratives.  This is his interview with someone who seems to either believe that his is Noah or has been paid by Miller to pretend that he is Noah from the Torah/Old Testament.

Team Mutation – The Blue Line in Downtown Chicago

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

This long-form skit features a journalist and field recorder who has various conversations whilst on the transit in Chicago.

Inter-dimensional Subway

A journalist from Missouri takes public transportation to Chinatown in Chicago and meets colorful personalities.  The first interview is particularly important – an enlightening conversation with a vendor that practices the obscure Cuban religion, Cas’tro.  The moral of this long-form skit:  if someone discloses personal information during mass transportation then they are probably scamming you or they are insane.  It is best not to talk to anyone, let the professional journalists perform such dangerous and questionable work.

p.s. the Blue Line in Chicago does not go to Chinatown.

Team Mutation – The Celery Stalker

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Skits include: The Last Native American, Couples Standup Comedy, Innovative Skeet Shooting in Kentucky, Coalition for Financial Freedom with Dan Druffy, Understanding the Hippo.
The Celery Stalker

Musical interludes provided by DJ Sassafras, with the exception of ‘Sir Robin’, who was performed by someone else entirely.

This podcast was intended for adult audiences although one only needs a modicum of intelligence and a familiarity with English to be entertained and/or repulsed by this particular podcast.

Artwork for ‘The Celery Stalker’ was provided by someone other than the guy who edits the podcast, or DJ Sassafras, or even the guy who performed ‘Sir Robin.’