The Celestial Hobgoblin points his gnarled hand down at the world and reveals the absurdity of human life. The wicked finger points to ‘Ms. Pringle – Librarian,’ ‘Baskin Robbins Owner,’ ‘New Horizons Daycare,’ and ’2 Seagulls.’
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Garnished Neighbor is a double feature including the break up of Scooby and Shaggy, and Ralph in a Deep Cave. In a rare look at the personal relationship between Shaggy and Scooby, Shaggy realizes that if his dog does a bong hit he can speak like a human, but he is soon to regret doing so. In the second half or our presentation a celebrated radio host interviews a man who has been stuck in a cave for several years. Ralph, the man stuck in the cave seems unappreciative of the media for interviewing him, then switches personality and criticizes the hosts professionalism.
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In this pilot episode of the Chipmunk Monks (original working title was the West-End Monks) the sanctified duo reach the big city and learn to interact in society while visiting a diner. The monks then make a trip to China and discover the chipmunk-like phonetics of Chinese music. One chipmunk zealot considers converting to Buddhism, but would that be unholy? Cute & adorable fundamentalists!
“I feel bad because I have male pattern baldness. I feel bad because I have male pattern balls too and I am really frustrated because I can’t exuberate my exuberance upon the palette of vaginal crevasse-iness.”
“I know you are, brother, I know you are. Here take your asthma inhaler.”
The Chipmunk Monks ‘Travel’
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