Posts Tagged ‘new’

The Celestial Hobgoblin

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

The Celestial Hobgoblin points his gnarled hand down at the world and reveals the absurdity of human life.  The wicked finger points to ‘Ms. Pringle – Librarian,’ ‘Baskin Robbins Owner,’ ‘New Horizons Daycare,’ and ‘2 Seagulls.’

Meet the Author – The Unholy Trinity – David Mohammed

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Tom Bell interviews David Mohammed (Looks like George Clooney with a deep tan) about his new book The Unholy Trinity. In it David (“Dah-veed”) explains why Judaism, Christainity, and Islam are “booby-trapped” to be at perpetual war over the localized holy lands and/or Armageddon sites of their respective doctrine. Tom Bell prefers to talk about other things than the book, probably since he didn’t read it. David makes sure that his message is heard, but is Tom paying attention? David Mohammed also reveals a coke addiction that he gained while hanging out in the Viper Room with Johnny Depp. Depp, David claims, was his first philanthropist.

The word of this podcast is: “Snookered.”