Friday, August 20th, 2010
Tom Bell interviews David Mohammed (Looks like George Clooney with a deep tan) about his new book The Unholy Trinity. In it David (“Dah-veed”) explains why Judaism, Christainity, and Islam are “booby-trapped” to be at perpetual war over the localized holy lands and/or Armageddon sites of their respective doctrine. Tom Bell prefers to talk about other things than the book, probably since he didn’t read it. David makes sure that his message is heard, but is Tom paying attention? David Mohammed also reveals a coke addiction that he gained while hanging out in the Viper Room with Johnny Depp. Depp, David claims, was his first philanthropist.
The word of this podcast is: “Snookered.”
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Thursday, August 12th, 2010
In this pilot episode of the Chipmunk Monks (original working title was the West-End Monks) the sanctified duo reach the big city and learn to interact in society while visiting a diner. The monks then make a trip to China and discover the chipmunk-like phonetics of Chinese music. One chipmunk zealot considers converting to Buddhism, but would that be unholy? Cute & adorable fundamentalists!
“I feel bad because I have male pattern baldness. I feel bad because I have male pattern balls too and I am really frustrated because I can’t exuberate my exuberance upon the palette of vaginal crevasse-iness.”
“I know you are, brother, I know you are. Here take your asthma inhaler.”
The Chipmunk Monks ‘Travel’
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