Posts Tagged ‘theology’

Meet the Author – The Unholy Trinity – David Mohammed

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Tom Bell interviews David Mohammed (Looks like George Clooney with a deep tan) about his new book The Unholy Trinity. In it David (“Dah-veed”) explains why Judaism, Christainity, and Islam are “booby-trapped” to be at perpetual war over the localized holy lands and/or Armageddon sites of their respective doctrine. Tom Bell prefers to talk about other things than the book, probably since he didn’t read it. David makes sure that his message is heard, but is Tom paying attention? David Mohammed also reveals a coke addiction that he gained while hanging out in the Viper Room with Johnny Depp. Depp, David claims, was his first philanthropist.

The word of this podcast is: “Snookered.”

The Chipmunk Monks ‘Travel’ – Cute & adorable fundamentalists

Thursday, August 12th, 2010

In this pilot episode of the Chipmunk Monks (original working title was the West-End Monks) the sanctified duo reach the big city and learn to interact in society while visiting a diner. The monks then make a trip to China and discover the chipmunk-like phonetics of Chinese music. One chipmunk zealot considers converting to Buddhism, but would that be unholy?  Cute & adorable fundamentalists!

“I feel bad because I have male pattern baldness. I feel bad because I have male pattern balls too and I am really frustrated because I can’t exuberate my exuberance upon the palette of vaginal crevasse-iness.”
“I know you are, brother, I know you are. Here take your asthma inhaler.”

The Chipmunk Monks ‘Travel’

Meet The Author – Are You Here Now? – Tom Dudley

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

Tom Bell interviews established author and psychic Tom Dudley. Can the so called Psychic placate Tom Bells skepticism? Tom Dudley in this particular book is asking us to question the Buddhist fixation on plugging in one’s awareness into the “here and now.” Dudley claims that this limits our psychic ability and that one should think in nonlinear time. Of course, he never really explains that since the host asks bad question and hasn’t even read the book.

Team Mutation presents ‘Meet The Author’ with host Tom Bell

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